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MOONWLKR is a provider of legal delta-8 THC products such as edibles and vape cartridges. Check out this review of MOONWLKR’s Titan and Telesto Delta-8 vape cartridges to see if they’re the D8 THC carts for you.
MOONWLKR is a Delta-8 THC company that is taking the industry by storm with their vape cartridges and edibles. It has cosmos-themed names for all of their flavors and products, but the flavors themselves are modeled after existing strains. They also use award-winning plant terpenes—lab results for their products can be found on their website.
For this review, MOONWLKR sent over the Titan (Sour Lemon Haze) and Telesto (Orange Chemdawg) 510 threaded vape cartridges.
The MOONWLKR Titan Vape Cartridge comes in yellow packaging that belies the target strain terpene profile added: Sour Lemon Haze. Inside the package, the cartridge sits in a vial with a childproof cap. The cartridge, which is threaded to fit any 510 vape battery, features 800mg of Delta-8, as well as added natural plant terpenes.
I often avoid waking and baking to avoid potential overshooting and grogginess later in the day, but for the sake of this review, I decided to use this D8 vape as my wake-and-bake treat for the weekend.
MOONWLKR’s Titan vape cartridge was very lemony on the tongue and quite tasty in my throat going in and out. The vapor seems wispy, but comes out thick once you’ve expunged your lungs completely.
The high was energizing and uplifting, and it hit very quickly. The only body sensations and light sedation that I felt was behind and around the eyes. I was able to go about my morning routine with an extra skip in my step, plus I got everything done quicker than normal. Shower, brush teeth, turn on the computer, check email—I did it all before the sun came up.
On my subsequent hits, the initial shock of the sour lemon zest wore off, and I could taste a little gas in there as well. The terp profile in this vape is one of the best I’ve ever had—probably because I have a soft spot in my heart for energizing sours and hazes. This isn’t a fresh bouquet from a local farm, but it is a bajillion times more readily available.
I definitely recommend the MOONWLKR Titan for daytime use. It’s productive, and that’s one of the best types of cannabis products to keep on hand for real world use, in my honest opinion.
Ease of use: 5/5
Overall score: 5/5
The MOONWLKR Telesto Vape Cartridge comes in orange packaging with the same childproof vial protecting the vape cartridge from misuse. MOONWLKR’s Telesto cart has an Orange Chemdawg terp profile.
As with the previous Titan, I tried the wake-and-bake with the Telesto vape, too. The orange definitely came through with the sweetness, especially in comparison to the Sour Lemon Haze (Titan). The exhale was almost tangy and had a quasi-bitter taste.
“Why is it called Chemdawg? Because it tastes like chem, dawg.” Let’s be clear: that’s a movie quote and not the actual etymology of the name.
This cart also gave me a classic, uplifted Delta-8 high, and I really enjoyed the terpenes in this vape. The blend tastes delicious and hits well. I was high enough to start thinking about lunch right around 9AM. The energy and euphoria was long lasting, and all in all I’d say this is a good daytime cart, too.
I felt a sense of focus and a little bit of that floaty feeling, but nowhere in my mind was the thought that I might get “too high” or burn out. I enjoy that about Delta-8 THC and MOONWLKR’s cartridges.
Ease of use: 5/5
Overall score: 5/5
MOONWLKR specializes in bringing proper D8 THC to us earthlings. While the company’s hemp flowers aren’t being grown on the moon (yet), as many space cadets can attest, its products will allow your mind to escape velocity and figuratively send you to outer space.
These two vapes, Titan and Telesto, are great daytime strains. MOONWLKR also has other vape strains and edibles, so if you’re looking for a good Delta-8, give them a try.
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